Wedding Vows

The Groom : “I, Ryan, promise to love you, Joyce, even through your need to listen to girly rock of the 1980s. I will learn to love the Bangles, Cyndi Lauper, Debbie Gibson, and Madonna as much as I love you. I promise for now and forever not to criticize your music choice.”
The Bride : […]

The Groom : I, Bryan, promise to count every penny that comes into our grasp, and account for it using two-column ledgers and everything your accountant has done previously. I promise to love you, Shanty, unconditionally, in sickness and in health, till death do us part, even when you feel the need to accessorize with […]

The world, for me, and all the world can hold is circled in your arms,
for me there lies within the lights and shadows of your eyes
the only beauty that is never old…

You are mine, my love, and I am yours, as ordained by God from the beginning of time.
God brought us together, kept us together.
You are God’s gift to me, my priceless treasure, my blessing for life.
May God bless us as we come together before our family and friends,
to renew our pledge of love to one […]

Groom: I, John, choose you, Karen, to be my wife. In front of our friends and family gathered here I promise to love and cherish you throughout the good times and bad times. I promise to try to remember to put down the toilet seat and to replace the toilet roll when it finishes. I […]