Bring Wedding

At first I was afraid I was petrified
Kept thinkin’ I could never live without you by my side;
But then I spent so many nights
Thinkin’ how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
And so you’re back from outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed […]

Four years ago at the Crab House in Stamford, you guys found each other.
I raise my glass to you, Dara, as I toast you and my brother.
Dara, you know what you’re getting, but allow me to enlighten your guests
as to the reasons you chose Tim, and why he is simply the best.
Tim, let me go […]

As this is my first time being best man, I was a little worried as to how long the speech should go on for. I asked around and the accepted norm seemed to be that it should go on for as long as it takes the groom to make love to his wife on their […]

Groom: I, John, choose you, Karen, to be my wife. In front of our friends and family gathered here I promise to love and cherish you throughout the good times and bad times. I promise to try to remember to put down the toilet seat and to replace the toilet roll when it finishes. I […]

When Sharon first told me - note that I was told, not asked! - that I was making a speech, I thought it was her way of getting back at me for anything I had ever done to her while growing up. Lately I realized that it is actually an honour to be asked […]