Bring Wedding

The Groom : “I, Ryan, promise to love you, Joyce, even through your need to listen to girly rock of the 1980s. I will learn to love the Bangles, Cyndi Lauper, Debbie Gibson, and Madonna as much as I love you. I promise for now and forever not to criticize your music choice.”
The Bride : […]

The Groom : I, Bryan, promise to count every penny that comes into our grasp, and account for it using two-column ledgers and everything your accountant has done previously. I promise to love you, Shanty, unconditionally, in sickness and in health, till death do us part, even when you feel the need to accessorize with […]

When we were little girls, Kelly and I used to dream about the kind of weddings we were going to have. We’d dress our Barbies in flowing gowns and rehearse for our own special day. As I remember the dreams we had as children, I know that even they could not compare to the beauty […]

As this is my first time being best man, I was a little worried as to how long the speech should go on for. I asked around and the accepted norm seemed to be that it should go on for as long as it takes the groom to make love to his wife on their […]

Groom: I, John, choose you, Karen, to be my wife. In front of our friends and family gathered here I promise to love and cherish you throughout the good times and bad times. I promise to try to remember to put down the toilet seat and to replace the toilet roll when it finishes. I […]