Wedding Vows

If you are afraid of loneliness, don’t marry !
- Chekhov

A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
- Moliere

A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
- Nietzsche

The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
- Coleridge

Marrying is all about just obtaining a piece of paper. Divorcing is just obtaining another.
- Celeste Tan

Marriage: A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
- Ambrose Bierce

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